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Superheroes by Jimbo Salgado

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Deadpool Annual (2014) #2

I am literally just sitting here with my mouth hanging open.


1) is capable of human relationships, be they romantic, platonic, or anywhere in between. 

2) considers Spiderman his friend, even if Peter’s a little leery on the subject.

3) Would kill for his friends. Has killed for his friends.

4) Is awesome. 

deadpool is a huge sweetie and not many people seem to know this and it makes me sad

I love Deadpool so so much.

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Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

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fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

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I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.

I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model

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buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

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Everyone who knew him, probably (via fyeahgothicromance)  (via renaissancemadonna)

really it was, “Byron, no” -John Cam Hobhouse

everyone who knew him (that were friends) for the most part thought his plans were totally sound and air tight-for the most part-but Hobbie, his best friend ever in the whole wide world, usually told him it was a shitty idea. OR FLETCHER. But then they ended up going with Byron anyway because that’s what best friends and all suffering mostly-unpaid-actually-more-of-a-father-figure servants do. 

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Lord Byron, no
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a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post


a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post

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"what would you do if you won the lottery?"


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